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Inside Llewyn Davis

Inside Llewyn Davis

The one where the cat’s scrotum has gone missing.

Posted on August 29, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags couch-surfing, folk, Goodman, Isaac
The Theory of Everything

The Theory of Everything

The one where Daredevil is not the father.

Posted on August 29, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags ALS, genius, Hawking, love

Captain America: Civil War

Captain-America-Civil-War-concept-art-1The one where American dad and robot dad fight for custody of the kids.

Posted on May 8, 2016February 2, 2023Author i.miss.speakCategories Comic BookTags hulk busted, MCU, paprikash, twist ending
The Revenant

The Revenant

The one that makes you grateful we didn’t have to dissect horses back in high school.

Posted on February 29, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags dicaprio, elements, hardy, pawnee
Mad Max: Fury Road

Mad Max: Fury Road

The one where the war party rocks – literally.

Posted on February 29, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags hardy, miller, mother's milk, warboys
Spotlight

Spotlight

The one where a Jew in Boston makes all of the difference.

Posted on February 29, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags boston globe, investigative reporting, ruffalo, schrieber
Room

Room

The one where Jack is in a box.

Posted on February 29, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags escape, larson, mothering, survivor
Straight Outta Compton

Straight Outta Compton

The one with “Bye, Felicia.”

Posted on February 29, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags blacklivesmatter, cube, dre, nwa
The Visit

The Visit

The one with the poopy diapers.

Posted on February 9, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags grandparents, hide and seek, shyamalan, video
Dope

Dope

The one where all they wanna do is zoom a zoom, zoom, zoom and a boom boom. (Just shake your rump!)

Posted on January 26, 2016February 2, 2023Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags a$ap rocky, bottoms, harvard, whitaker

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