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Category: Independent

Get Out

Get Out

The one you get to tell your only black friend that you just loved.

Posted on December 5, 2017February 2, 2023Author i.miss.speakCategories IndependentTags hats are in, its not brain surgery, whitefaceLeave a comment on Get Out

Bad Words

Jason Bateman
Jason Bateman comes out of his shell

The [BLEEP]ing one where the mother [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP] face makes [BLEEP] talking into an art.

Posted on December 2, 2015December 3, 2015Author i.miss.speakCategories IndependentTags Michael Bluth, midlife crisis, plot twist, slubberdegullion
Frank

Frank

The one where Michael Fassbender loves us all.

Posted on December 31, 2014December 31, 2014Author Apalling KaelCategories IndependentTags fassbender, indie, music, papier-mâché, sxsw
Out of the Furnace

Out of the Furnace

The one where Forest gets the girl.

Posted on December 31, 2014December 31, 2014Author Sin NemmaCategories IndependentTags bale, christian, hillbillies, revenge
Under The Skin

Under The Skin

The one with unattractive men and their erections.

Posted on December 30, 2014December 31, 2014Author Sin NemmaCategories IndependentTags erections, scarjo, sex
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