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Category: Comic Book

Fantastic  Four (2025)

Fantastic Four (2025)

The one where dad is stretched thin.

The one where your uncle is a hot head.

The one where your mom is a force to be reckoned with.

The one with a thing on the sidewalk near Yancy Street.

Posted on July 28, 2025Author i.miss.speakCategories Comic BookTags retrofuturific, to serve man, vote for pedro
WW84

WW84

The one where you shouldn’t get too attached to those wings.

Posted on January 6, 2021February 2, 2023Author i.miss.speakCategories Comic BookTags fannypacks are back, If wishes were horses, lasso of Middle East stereotypes

Captain America: Civil War

Captain-America-Civil-War-concept-art-1The one where American dad and robot dad fight for custody of the kids.

Posted on May 8, 2016February 2, 2023Author i.miss.speakCategories Comic BookTags hulk busted, MCU, paprikash, twist ending

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Colin Firth with gun
Colin Firth as Gallahad, another kind of Mr. Knightly

The one that makes climate deniers seem sane.

Posted on December 2, 2015December 2, 2015Author i.miss.speakCategories Comic BookTags bad motherf***er, bespoke, Colin Firth, kung-fu, poisoned pens, sim card
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